😂 Daily HaHa's August 1, 2024

My wife has started calling my hair 'the economy' -- It's begun showing strong signs of a recession.

🤣 Friend of mine was caught stealing a fun house mirror. I just know it’s gonna reflect badly on him.

🤣 Police are on the lookout after a man has been breaking into farms and stealing cows. They are looking for a male with a large moo-stash.

🤣 "How is your new job at the factory?” one guy asked another. “I’m not going back there.” "Why not?” “For many reasons,” he answered. “The sloppiness, the shoddy workmanship, the awful language – they just couldn’t put up with it."

🤣 For weeks a six-year old boy kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?" Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"

🤣 Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

🤣 If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked??

This kid looks like he’s on his second divorce…

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