😂 Daily HaHa's August 16, 2024

“I bought you an elephant for your room.”

“Thank you.” - “Don't mention it.”

🤣 "911. What's your emergency?" "Come quick! My friend was bitten by a wolf!" "Where?" "No, the regular kind!"

🤣 A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a glass of water and …. (pause) and … some ice." - "Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged, "I'm not sure, I was born with them."

🤣 As I expected, my therapist told me that I have a problem verbalizing my emotions. Can’t say that I’m surprised.

🤣 As the pastor gave his pretty lengthy sermon, he noticed one of his parishioners dozing off. After church and as they were leaving, the pastor jokingly asked the dozer if he got a good rest during his sermon. The parishioner quickly responded, “Not really, someone kept talking all the way through it.”

🤣 Chuck Norris has found the formula for infinity. It's Chuck Norris x 2.

🤣  If you arrest a mime does he have the right to remain silent?

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