😂 Daily HaHa's August 18, 2024

Sad news. I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine because I was seeing another girl named Claire Lee. But, the good news is that I can see Claire Lee now that Lorraine is gone.

🤣 What’s the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon.

🤣 Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old.

🤣 I’m starting up a new restaurant that servers curry over french fries. It’s called, “curry on my wayward spud” an yes, there will be peas when you are done.

🤣 Just helped my neighbor bury a rolled up carpet in the woods. Her boyfriend would have done it, but he was out of town.

🤣 Policeman: Your licenses says you should be wearing glasses. Driver: I have contacts. Policeman: I don’t care who you know.

🤣 Teacher: What are the 3 powers of government? Student: Print money, interference of private property, and overspending. Teacher: That’s wrong. Student: It’s very wrong. They need to stop!

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