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- 😂 Daily HaHa's August 19, 2024
😂 Daily HaHa's August 19, 2024
Joke of the Day
I always scrape out the bottom of the alphabet soup can. It’s not that I’m frugal, I just enjoy having the last word.
Kids/Dads Jokes
😁 How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way.
😁 Just had a policeman knock on my door saying he was looking for a man with one eye…I told him to use both eyes as he’d probably find him a lot quicker.
😁 I couldn't get my fridge to work this morning, so I took the bus instead.
Short Jokes
🤣 My wife’s leaving me because she thinks I’m obsessed with astronomy. What planet is she on?
🤣 My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help!” she laughed. ‘Sure, it does.” I said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
🤣 A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said, “You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal. If you do, you’ll live to a nice ripe old age.” So the cowboy did this religiously ever day, and sure enough, live to the nice ripe old age of 96. When he died he left 4 children, 8 grandchildren, and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
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