😂 Daily HaHa's August 2, 2024

“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”

🤣 I entered the seafood Olympics. Took home prawns.

🤣 Neil Diamond was originally called Neil Coal until the pressure got to him.

🤣 If you find a 4-leaf clover, don't try to save it by putting it in a book or ironing it! In other words ... don't press your luck.

🤣 My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!

🤣 My elderly relatives like to tease me at wedding and say “You’ll be next”. The soon stopped as soon as I started doing the same to them at funerals.

🤣 Chuck Norris once had an arm wrestling contest with Superman, and the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside for the rest of his life.

🤣 Do they make Swiss cheese out of hole milk?

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