😂 Daily HaHa's August 20, 2024

Joke of the Day

Picked up a hitch-hiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a few miles he asked me if I had been afraid that he might be a serial killer? I told him, the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 I had no idea that rubbing your feet on the carpet creates static. I was a little shocked.

😁 If we remove all of the margarine on earth the world will be a butter place.

😁 I told my doctor I have a problem with my left ear. “Are you sure?” I replied, “Yeah, I’m definite.”

Short Jokes

🤣 A blonde was bragging to a friend. "I bought my husband a parrot for his birthday. It's so smart, it's already learned to pronounce over a hundred words." Her friend replied, "Wow, that's impressive, but you do realize that he just says the words, he doesn't really understand what they mean." "Oh, I know. But neither does the parrot!"

🤣 My career counsellor told me, "You can't be an exhibitionist". I replied, "Watch me!"

🤣 Two men are in a truck driving around with a penguin. Noticing the penguin, a traffic cop stops the truck driver and tells him to take this animal to a zoo right away. The next day, the same cop sees the same two men in the same truck with the same penguin again. He stops them and says, "Didn't I tell you guys to take this animal to a zoo yesterday?" The driver replies, "We did officer! We are taking him to the movies today."

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