😂 Daily HaHa's August 21, 2024

Joke of the Day

The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.” I said, “Where am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 I caught my son chewing on electrical cords so I grounded him. He’s doing a lot better currently, and conducting himself properly.

😁 When Canada abolished the penny there was no public protest at all - I guess Canadians fear change.

😁 I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend, but she said I wasn't the Juan.

Short Jokes

🤣 The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of weird stuff.

🤣 Since the storm started my husband hasn’t stopped looking through the window. If it gets any worse, I will have to let him in.

🤣 To get his mind off his losing streak at the racetrack, I took my friend horseback riding. Being a novice, he freaked when his horse took off. "How do I get it to slow down?!" he yelled. "Bet on it!" I hollered back."

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