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- 😂 Daily HaHa's August 25, 2024
😂 Daily HaHa's August 25, 2024
Joke of the Day
My bank has a new service where they will text you your balance. It's cool, I just don't think they should add "LOL" at the end.
Kids/Dads Jokes
😁 My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.
😁 Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.
😁 Me: Doctor, one minute I feel like Donald Duck, next I feel like Goofy, then I feel like Mick Mouse - what’s wrong with me?!” Doctor: “Don’t worry, it’s just Disney spells.”
Short Jokes
🤣 You have two parts of the brain, “left” and “right”. On the left side, there’s nothing right and on the right side, there’s nothing left.
🤣 Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? He thought he was following someone.
🤣 Man: "Could I have a day off, sir, to help my wife with the spring cleaning?" Boss: ''No, I'm afraid not -'' Man: "Thank you, sir. I knew I could rely on you."
Social Posts
“I hate when someone rings my doorbell, because then I have to drop whatever I’m doing to be silent and pretend I’m not home.”
“Looking for a man in finance, 90 to 95 years old, poor health, and no living relatives.”
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