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😂 Daily HaHa's August 26 2024

😂 Daily HaHa's August 26 2024

August 26, 2024

Joke of the Day

I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 "Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree?" "No." - "That's because they are really good at hiding in trees."

😁 Sue worked at a fertilizer plant. I never met her, but ma knew her.

Short Jokes

🤣 Yesterday, I went to a temporary tattoo parlor to get a tattoo. This morning, when it wouldn't wash off, I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlor wasn't there.

🤣 My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a will. He said, "Will? What will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite."

🤣 My friend came back from Las Vegas once. He told me the slot machines are easy to win big at. He went to town in a $10,000 Nissan, left in a $360,000 Porsche. I thought, "Nice, I'm going to get in on that." So I left for Vegas in my $15,000 Toyota. Came back in a $800,000 vehicle. A Greyhound bus.

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