😂 Daily HaHa's August 27 2024

Joke of the Day

Every morning after I leave the house, a bike comes out of nowhere and runs me over...it's a vicious cycle.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 Did you hear about the cheese that’s been working out? The dude is shredded.

😁 I would tell you about my dream involving a Lion, a Witch and a Wardrobe, but it’s Narnia business.

😁 Neil Diamond was originally called Neil Coal until the pressure got to him.

😁 I saw the world's largest egg this week. That will take some beating.

Short Jokes

🤣 My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.

🤣 A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry at your sister," the mother says. "She doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there's more crying, and the mother goes to investigate. This time the sister is bawling, and her brother says, "Now she knows."

🤣 I'm getting totally fed up with people whining about the price of things...$2.50 for ice tea, $3.50 for a coffee, $4 for a slice of cake, and $5 to park. Anymore complaining and I'm going to stop inviting people over.

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