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😂 Daily HaHa's August 28 2024
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Joke of the Day
I called a local restaurant the other night and said, “Do you do takeaway?” They said “Yes”, so I said “what’s 23452 minus 345?”
Kids/Dads Jokes
😁 Not all math puns are terrible. Just sum.
😁 Why does Humpty Dumpty love Autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great Fall.
😁 It’s illegal to laugh out loud in Hawaii. You have to keep it to a low ha.
Short Jokes
🤣 What does the 'N' in the Nebraska football helmet stand for? Knowledge.
🤣 The school teacher gave a pupil two apples. One was big the other was small. Then she said: "When your brother comes up and asks you for one of the apples which one are you going to give him?" The student thought about it for a minute then replied: "Are we talking about my little brother or my big brother?"
🤣 After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died." "Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
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