😂 Daily HaHa's August 29 2024

Joke of the Day

A friend of mine works in a lab trying to figure out how to make drinks with more bubbles. He's a fizzicist.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 What sort of dog has the most coins? A bloodhound, they are always picking up cents.

😁 I asked the flight attendant what sauce came with the spaghetti. She said it was plane pasta.

😁 Are overworked coin makers at the United States Mint the only people who are likely to strike because they want to make less money?

🤣 Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Short Jokes

🤣 A young gal enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain that's the size of my computer screen". The surprised salesman replies: "But, madam, computers do not need curtains...." And the gal said: "Helloooo.... I've got Windows!"

🤣 Walking through the company breakroom one afternoon, I was impressed to see two new employees, recent high school graduates, reading the newspaper. As I walked by their table, I heard one say, "It says here that Bruce Springsteen is travelling incognito. I wonder where that is?" The other replied, "I think it's in Mexico."

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