😂 Daily HaHa's August 3, 2024

My friend couldn’t pay his water bill, so I sent him a “Get Well” card.

🤣 What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes? The A-Men.

🤣 What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician? I can't see you anymore.

🤣 Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way, and I should have left him in the garden.

🤣 One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he had bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last! As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!" "Don't worry," said the auctioneer, "he can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"

🤣 Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

🤣 What would happen if you put a slinky on an escalator?

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