😂 Daily HaHa's August 30 2024

Joke of the Day

While at the hospital I asked the nurse if I could do my own stitches. She said suture yourself.

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 I saw a car drive by, and inside was a sheep in a swim suit. It was a lamb bikini.

😁 Why was the mermaid good at math? She had an algae bra.

😁 What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment, and the other requires oinkment.

Short Jokes

🤣 My daughter thinks I don’t give her enough privacy. At least that’s what she wrote in her diary.

🤣 I arrived early at the restaurant last night. The manager said, “do you mind waiting for a bit?” I said, “not at all. He said, “great, take these drinks to table 9.”

🤣 The hacker was so disappointed in my bank account balance, he started a Go Fund Me page.

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