😂 Daily HaHa's August 31 2024

Joke of the Day

My mom texted me that she had just baked some synonym buns. I replied, “just like the ones grammar used to make?”

Kids/Dads Jokes

😁 My friend just got a job in Seoul. I told him it’s a great Korea move.

😁 Finally the inventor of the clock has released his autobiography. It’s about time.

😁 Wife to husband: You should take up coin collecting, the change would do you good.

Short Jokes

🤣 The Institute for Unfinished Research found that 6 out of 10 people

🤣 Dallas News. Cowboy tickets are so low right now, you can stand on the field with coaches and call 2 plays for $75.

🤣 I went for Chinese foot last night, and got to chatting with an older waiter. He told me he lived in Japan during World War 2. He said he was a kamikaze pilot, and his code name was “Chow Mein’. I said, “Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t kamikaze pilots sacrifice their own lives?” To which he replied, “Yes, but I was Chicken Chow Mein.”

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