😂 Daily HaHa's August 4, 2024

You know what they say about cliff hangers?

🤣 What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball? Michael Gourdan.

🤣 Don't throw false teeth at your car - it my denture your car.

🤣 I'm a social vegetarian. I avoid meets.

🤣 I've just got back from the doctors. He said I've got to have an earring made. What a strange thing to say.

🤣 A man once said to God, “What's a million years to you?” And God said, “A second.” Then the man said to God, “What's a million dollars to you?” And God said, “A penny.” So the man said to God, “Would you give me a penny?” God stopped and said “Yes I will, just a second.”

🤣 Chuck Norris once counted to infinity. Twice.

🤣 Is it true cannibals won’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

Stop breeding everything with a poodle.