😂 Daily HaHa's August 9, 2024

When my friend offered to install linoleum for my entire house free of charge, I was completely floored.

🤣 I have a friend that became a dermatologist. He started his career from scratch.

🤣 Did you hear about the constipated accountant? Turns out he just couldn't budget.

🤣 A man walks into a library and asks for a book on 'Finding Bigfoot'. The librarian directs him to the large print section.

🤣 It's difficult to say what my wife does -- she sells seashells down by the seashore.

🤣 If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up -- I could build the coolest treehouse ever!

🤣 I decided to take distance learning college class -- “How to Deal With Life’s Disappointments”. Yesterday, I got the first lesson by in the mail. It was an empty envelope.

🤣 Chuck Norris dug the Grand Canyon with a spoon.

🤣 If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

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