😂 Daily HaHa's April 10, 2025

Joke of the Day

My wife said nothing would make her happier than a new necklace for her birthday, so I’m getting her nothing.

Dad Jokes

😉  My town has 2 mayors. One’s available by day, and the other is a real night mayor.

😉 I used to tell dad jokes, but he never laughed.

One Liners

😆 I wish they sold off brand cards. I’d get me a Honder.

😆 If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in the bushes, I don’t think this relationship is going to work.

😆 I love how the stars are billions of miles apart, and we’re like “that’s a soup ladle”.

Short Jokes

🤣 I told the clerk at the shoe store I wanted a pair of “Air Jordans”. He measured my feet, and then recommended “Air Fresheners”.

🤣 So I got chatting to this woman at the bus-stop this morning, and she told me that people call her Vivaldi. I asked her, “Is that because you’re a brilliant violinist? ‘ She said, “No, it’s because my name is Viv, and I work at Aldi”.

Meme

A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22