๐Ÿ˜‚ Daily HaHa's April 11, 2025

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Joke of the Day

I think my blind girlfriend just broke up with me. She said she wanted to see other people.

Dad Jokes

๐Ÿ˜‰  Recently, a Catholic hair stylist made news traveling around slandering the pope and Catholicism, angering many members of the Faith. The pope denounced her -- calling her a "hair-a-tick"

๐Ÿ˜‰ Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? Sheโ€™s having her babies in the Spring.

One Liners

๐Ÿ˜† Mary had a little lamb -- and it was delicious!

๐Ÿ˜† You can get out of jury duty on the first day by blatantly winking at the defendant as you give them a double thumbs up.

Short Jokes

๐Ÿคฃ Cop: Can you describe the person who robbed you? Me: He had on a black shirt and hat with a green apron and charged me $6 for coffee.

๐Ÿคฃ My co-worker said, "If the boss doesn't take back what he said, I'm leaving the company." I asked. "What'd he say?", he said, "Leave the company."

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