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๐ Daily HaHa's April 13, 2025

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Joke of the Day
A man walks into a bakery with a salmon under his arm and says, โDo you have fish cakes?โ. The clerk behind the counter replies, โNoโ.
The man says, โThatโs a pity, itโs his birthdayโ.
Dad Jokes
๐ Every morning I take my pet cow for a long walk in the local vineyard. YesโฆI herd it through the grapevine.
๐ Doctor diagnosed me with a rare form of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of 80โs bands. There is no cure.
One Liners
๐ My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and right.
๐ My parents raised me as an only child, which really made my sister mad.
Short Jokes
๐คฃ When I met my now wife, I asked if she was vegetarian because she really loved animals. She responded, "No, I just really hate vegetables."
๐คฃ I've always been confused between the definition of right and wrong. When I was a kid my parents would say, "Boy, you have done wrong." I'd say, "Is that right?" They would say, "Yes."
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