😂 Daily HaHa's April 13, 2025

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Joke of the Day

A man walks into a bakery with a salmon under his arm and says, “Do you have fish cakes?”. The clerk behind the counter replies, “No”.

The man says, “That’s a pity, it’s his birthday”.

Dad Jokes

😉  Every morning I take my pet cow for a long walk in the local vineyard. Yes…I herd it through the grapevine.

😉 Doctor diagnosed me with a rare form of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of 80’s bands. There is no cure.

One Liners

😆 My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and right.

😆 My parents raised me as an only child, which really made my sister mad.

Short Jokes

🤣 When I met my now wife, I asked if she was vegetarian because she really loved animals. She responded, "No, I just really hate vegetables."

🤣 I've always been confused between the definition of right and wrong. When I was a kid my parents would say, "Boy, you have done wrong." I'd say, "Is that right?" They would say, "Yes."

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22