😂 Daily HaHa's April 14, 2025

Joke of the Day

Three years ago today my neighbor and his wife took up gardening. Today is their weeding anniversary.

Dad Jokes

😉  Scientist have found that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. Apparently it’s a case of one ear and out the udder.

😉 Which body part is the most reliable? Well, you can always count on your fingers.

One Liners

😆 My girlfriend is the square root of -100 so she’s a 10, but imaginary.

😆 I heard you can get lawyers at Ikea now, and they’re very affordable, but you have to build your own case.

Short Jokes

🤣 My neighbor banged on my door at 3:30AM last night. Can you believe that? Luckily, I was still up, playing guitar. They shouted, “How about a little respect?”. I said, “Honestly I’m not a big Aretha Franklin fan, but okay. This one’s for you!”

🤣 A prisoner digs a hole out of jail and ends up in a toddler playground and yells, “I’m free! I’m free!” A child walks up and says, “So big deal, I’m four!”

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22