😂 Daily HaHa's April 15, 2025

Joke of the Day

Bees have just finished building a hive outside my bedroom window. I bet they’ll be having a house swarming party tonight.

Dad Jokes

😉  How many ears does Captain Kirk have? The correct answer is 3. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

😉 Chicken 1: “Bawk bawk!” Chicken 2: “Bawk bawk!” Chicken 1: “I can’t believe we haven’t come up with a new sound yet.” Chicken 2: “Perhaps we need to think outside the bawks.”

One Liners

😆  My wife and I are a temperamental couple...I’ve got a temper and she’s mental.

😆 Accidently opened my front facing camera. We remain grateful for personality.

Short Jokes

🤣 Judge: "I order you to pay $10,000." Mario: "Why?" Judge: "It’s a fine." Mario: "No its a not!"

🤣 After a soccer match a man is charged with disorderly conduct and assault. The arresting officer states that the accused had thrown something into the river not far from the stadium. “What exactly did the accused throw into the river?” the judge asks. “Stones, sir,” the officer replies. The judge is confused. “Well, that’s hardly an offense, officer.” “It was in this case, sir,” the officer explains. “Stones was the name of the referee.”

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