😂 Daily HaHa's April 17, 2025

Joke of the Day

I was arguing with a flat earther on the train today when she said she’d go to the end of the earth to prove me wrong. I told her, “You’ll come around eventually”.

Dad Jokes

😉  Standing up at my daughters wedding to start a toast: “Bread, cinnamon, eggs, sugar, milk, butter…whoops, I’m sorry, that’s a French toast.

😉 Just found out the guy who stole my Bible and my diary passed away. My thoughts and prayers are with his family.

One Liners

😆  Your secret is safe with me, I don’t even remember my own password.

😆 Today I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

Short Jokes

🤣  IRS: You owe us taxes. Me: How much do I owe? IRS: You get to figure that out. Me: Can I just pay what I want? IRS: No, we know exactly how much you owe, but you have to figure it out. Me: What if I’m wrong? IRS: Jail

🤣 Mick and Paddy are on a cruise. Paddy says, “It’s awfully quiet on deck tonight”. Mick says, “Everyone will be watching the band”. Paddy says, “There isn’t a band playing tonight”. Mick says, I definitely heard someone say, “A band on ship”.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22