😂 Daily HaHa's April 18, 2025

Joke of the Day

For unknown reasons fat helps the body recover faster. Just shows that the lard works in mysterious ways.

Dad Jokes

😉  My scarecrow won an award or being outstanding in his field.

😉 I just mashed up some Kellogg’s Frosties into a paste & used it between my bathroom tiles. “They’re Grrrrrrout!!!”

One Liners

😆  I'm not happy because I have to work at the museum tonight moving suits of armor - I hate knight shifts.

😆 I asked my date to meet me at the gym today, but she didn't show up, and that's when I knew we weren't going to work out.

Short Jokes

🤣  After gunning his BMW the wrong way down a one-way street, the rather intoxicated young man was asked where he thought he was going by a curious police officer. “I’m not really sure,” confessed the drunk, “but wherever it is, I must be late, because everybody seems to be coming back already.”

🤣 Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby. “I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.” The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. “What did the doctor say?” the victim cries. “He says you’re gonna die.”

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22