😂 Daily HaHa's April 2, 2025

Joke of the Day

I went to the opticians this morning and said, “I think I need glasses”. She said, “I think you’re right, this is a pet shop”.

Dad Jokes

😉  How do plants comfort each other when they’re sad? They photosympathize.

😉 Spent years digging for silver, and finally found a little bit. It was a miner success.

One Liners

😆 I was wondering why Waldo always wears stripes, but then I realized he wanted to avoid being spotted.

😆 I bought coconut shampoo the other day, but when I got home I realized I don’t even own a coconut.

Short Joke

🤣 I got pulled over by the police today. I was apparently his first speeder because when he got to my window he said, “I’ve been waiting all day for you”. I said, “I got here as fast as I could”. He let me go.

🤣 Husband: What will you give me for our 25th anniversary? Wife: A trip to Paris. Husband: Wow! That’s great! How about our 50th? Wife: I’ll pick you back up.

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