😂 Daily HaHa's April 20, 2025

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Joke of the Day

When I was little my mom used to feed me alphabet soup claiming I love it. I didn’t really, she was just putting words in my mouth.

Dad Jokes

😉 My friend’s girl broke up with him because she didn’t like his pet lizard. I knew she didn’t like him from the gecko.

😉 Yesterday a beautiful nurse accidently stepped on my oxygen tube. She was breathtaking.

One Liners

😆  Honey is the tastiest of all the insect vomits we have tried so far.

😆 This Easter, if you hide 48 eggs and tell your kids there are 50 you can get a little nap in.

Short Jokes

🤣  I went to the psychiatrist today. She told me I had a split personality and charged me $160. I gave her $80 and told her to get the rest from the other idiot.

🤣 A man goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job. “Alright, what can you do?”, the manager asks. “Well, I can do great bird impressions”, the man replied. “Pssssh, a lot of people can do that”, says the manager. “Oh well”, the man says, and flies away.

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