😂 Daily HaHa's April 4, 2025

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Joke of the Day

I’ve been hiding out from exercising. That’s right, I’m in the fitness protection program.

Dad Jokes

😉  What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.

😉 What is the opposite of Antarctica? Uncle Arctica.

One Liners

😆 She make Olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

😆 I am looking for someone to brush their teeth with me since I found out that 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone won't reduce cavities.

😆 I ordered new coats for my kids...for convenience, I had them shipped directly to their school’s lost and found section.

Short Joke

🤣 A community orchestra was plagued by attendance problems. Several musicians were absent at each rehearsal. As a matter of fact, every player in the orchestra had missed several rehearsals, except for one very faithful oboe player. Finally, as the dress rehearsal drew to a close, the conductor took a moment to thank the oboist for her faithful attendance. She, of course, humbly responded, "It's the least I could do... especially since I won't be at the performance."

Meme

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22