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๐ Daily HaHa's April 4, 2025

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Joke of the Day
Iโve been hiding out from exercising. Thatโs right, Iโm in the fitness protection program.
Dad Jokes
๐ What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.
๐ What is the opposite of Antarctica? Uncle Arctica.
One Liners
๐ She make Olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
๐ I am looking for someone to brush their teeth with me since I found out that 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone won't reduce cavities.
๐ I ordered new coats for my kids...for convenience, I had them shipped directly to their schoolโs lost and found section.
Short Joke
๐คฃ A community orchestra was plagued by attendance problems. Several musicians were absent at each rehearsal. As a matter of fact, every player in the orchestra had missed several rehearsals, except for one very faithful oboe player. Finally, as the dress rehearsal drew to a close, the conductor took a moment to thank the oboist for her faithful attendance. She, of course, humbly responded, "It's the least I could do... especially since I won't be at the performance."
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