😂 Daily HaHa's April 5, 2025

Joke of the Day

Two Irish men looking through a catalog. Paddy says, “look at those gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too”. Mick agrees! “I am ordering one of them right now”. 3 weeks later, Paddy says, “has your woman turned up yet?”. “No”, said Mick, “but it shouldn’t be long now, her clothes arrived yesterday”.

Dad Jokes

😉  Apparently, keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain. Must be all the indoor-fins.

😉 I’m making a film about playing chess in an elevator. Going to call it The Dark Knight Rises.

One Liners

😆 9 out of 10 husbands agreed that their wives are always right, and the 10th husband hasn’t been seen since the study was conducted.

😆 Apparently it’s only appropriate to say, “Look at you, you’ve gotten so big!” to children, as adults tend to get offended.

Short Jokes

🤣 A blind guy, a deaf guy, and an armless guy were in a cave. All of a sudden, a blind guy said he heard something, the deaf guy said he saw something, and the armless guy said "Let's kick his butt!"

🤣 The young boy was spending a Sunday afternoon with his grandpa. Looking at pictures of his grandpa in his military uniform, the boy asked, "Grandpa, did you ever kill anyone in the war?" "No champ, I never did." "That's a good thing." "You're telling me," began grandpa, "I was the cook!"

🤣 A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I welcome you into the family!” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.” The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.” “I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.” “I hate office work,” said the son-in-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk.” “Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just made you half owner of a money-making industry, but you don’t like factories, and won’t work in an office. What am I going to do with you?” “Easy,” said the son-in-law. “Buy me out.”

Meme

See Other Newsletters You Might Enjoy…

Click Here

A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22