😂 Daily HaHa's April 6, 2025

Joke of the Day

I got kicked out of the Walmart break room today. They asked what I was doing there, and I said, I’m on break, what do you think?. They said but you don’t work here. I told them I just went through self check out, clearly I do.

Dad Jokes

😉  I tried convincing my wife that we need a new microwave oven. After about a minute of heated discussion, going round and round with the pros and cons, she finally warmed up to the idea.

😉 I heard that you should always look into a mirror before making a big decision. It helps you reflect.

One Liners

😆 Calm down, mechanic guy. I’m just here for the oil change. If I wanted to know all the other things wrong with my car, I’d turn the radio down.

😆 Just got my electric bill, when you come to my house, please bring a flashlight.

😆 I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

Short Jokes

🤣 I went to the house I grew up in and asked if I could go in and look around. They said no, and slammed the door. My parents can be so rude.

🤣 Our WIFI wasn’t working last night so instead of being on my computer I sat and chatted to the missus for a change. I’m surprised to hear she no longer works at Woolworths.

🤣 I tried the Japanese method of decluttering where you hold every object you own and if it does not bring you joy, throw it away. So far I have thrown out all of the vegetables, my bra, the electric bill, the scale, a mirror, and my treadmill.

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