πŸ˜‚ Daily HaHa's April 7, 2025

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Joke of the Day

I had amnesia once β€” maybe twice.

Dad Jokes

πŸ˜‰  Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital? The hip consultant.

πŸ˜‰ Not all construction work is equally enjoyable, for example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, yet fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

One Liners

πŸ˜† The person who stole my place in line, I’m after you now.

πŸ˜† Last night, my wife and I watched two movies back to back, fortunately for me, I was the one who was facing the television.

Short Jokes

🀣 Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in. I asked: β€œWhat are you doing?” He said: β€œWorking from home.”

🀣 The nurse noticed a man in golf attire pacing up and down outside the emergency room where another golfer, who had a golf ball driven down his throat, was being treated by a doctor. "Is he a friend or relative of yours?" the nurse, stepping outside the room, asked the pacing golfer. "No," replied the man. "It's my ball."

Meme

A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22