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- 😂 Daily HaHa's April 8, 2025
😂 Daily HaHa's April 8, 2025

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Joke of the Day
Friend of mine got a job as a 3rd shift road cleaner. I don’t know how he sweeps at night.
Dad Jokes
😉 I figured out why Tesla’s are so expensive. It’s because they charge a lot.
😉 I would tell you a joke about peanut butter but you might spread it.
One Liners
😆 It’s so cute how my sons ignore me when I ask them to do something…it’s like they’re little husbands in training.
😆 I went to see a child psychologist the other day, but really…what can a 10 year old tell me?
😆 I accidently wore a red shirt to Target and…long story short, I’m covering for Debbie this weekend.
Short Jokes
🤣 When my great-grandfather went bald he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandfather who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will all be mine. It’s our family hair loom.
🤣 So two older gentlemen are sitting in the yard of one of their homes, enjoying some sun. “Hey,” said one of them. “My doctor gave me these pills for memory loss. I’m telling you, since I’ve been taking them I can remember everything I do”. “That’s great Harry”, said the other. “You know I’ve been having some issues myself, mind if you tell me the name of the pills so I can buy them?” - “Its, uh…it’s… - what’s the name of the flower, the red one?” Harry asked. “Uhm, a carnation?” his friend asked. “No, no!”, Harry said, “It’s the really popular one, you know the one everybody buys for birthdays”. “A lily”, the friend guesses. “No, no!” Harry said, “The one with the thorns”. “A rose?” asked his friend. “Yes!” That’s it” Harry says. Then he turns around towards his front door and shouts, “HEY ROSE!” - “What’s the name of those pills I’ve been taking for my memory?”
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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22