😂 Daily HaHa's April 9, 2025

Joke of the Day

Simon was in a car crash with his uncle, sadly his uncle died. He was saved however, but lost both his legs, and the surgeon was able to sew his uncles legs to his body. When he recovered he decided to pursue his love of music and performed in local pubs as Simon and Half-uncle.

Dad Jokes

😉  I used to make loads of money cleaning leaves from lawns. I was raking it in.

😉 Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up. I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls.

One Liners

😆 Most gun duels in the old West could have been prevented if only the city planners had made towns big enough for everyone.

😆 I watch so many crime programs that when I turn off the TV I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

😆 My patience is like a gift card…not sure how much is left on it, but we can give it a try.

Short Jokes

🤣 Cop: What’s in the bottle? Lady: Just some water. Cop: Ma’am, that’s wine. Lady: Oh my goodness! Jesus did it again!

🤣 Job candidate: Hello, I’m here for the interview. Interviewer: Great! Do you have any experience? Job candidate: Yes, this is my 20th interview.

Meme

A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22