😂 Daily HaHa's December 1, 2024

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Joke of the Day!

A man was admitted to hospital after swallowing 6 plastic horses. His condition has been described as stable.

Dad Jokes

😉 Why do I tell jokes in elevators? Because they're funny on many levels.

😉 I'm getting tired of riding to work from New Jersey to Manhattan with my neighbors. I guess I'm getting Carpool Tunnel syndrome

One Liners

😆  Ever wonder about those people who spend all that money on those little bottles of Evian brand water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

😄 Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Short Jokes

😂  A worker walks into his boss’s office and says “I’ve got three companies after me right now, so if you want me to stay here, I’ll need a 5% raise.” The boss agrees and the man gets up to leave. As he’s walking out the door, his boss asks “What are the three companies after you?” The man replies “The electric company, the water company, and the gas company.”

😂 It was David’s first day as a pilot. The Control tower asked, “What are your coordinates?” David said, “I’m by a cloud that looks like a lion.” The control tower said, “Can you be more specific?” David says, “Simba.”

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22