Joke of the Day!

I like rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want two-thousand of something.

- Mitch Hedberg

Dad Jokes

😉 When I moved into my my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house warming party. Now I’m homeless.

😉 I put a pair of glasses on, and suddenly saw a man in a suit of armor. They were knight vision goggles.

One Liners

😆 Some people can’t distinguish between etymology and entomology. They bug me in ways I can’t put into words.

😄 I’m surprised people still ask me if I want to hold their baby, given the number of times I’ve dropped my phone.

Short Jokes

😂 You have $400. Your daughter texts she needs $200 and your son text he needs $150. How much do you have left? Me: $400 and 2 unread messages.

😂 I threw a ball for my dog. It’s a bit extravagant I know, but it was hi birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.

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