Joke of the Day!

Next week there will be constant rane, hale, drissle, gails, thundre and litning...really bad spell of wether.

Dad Jokes

😉 I'm pining for a good tree pun. I wish they were more popular.​

😉 I dislocated my shoulder, but my friends helped me pop it back in. It was a joint effort.

One Liners

😆 Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years.

😄 My clients have a 86% survival rate, which makes me an above-average babysitter.

Short Jokes

😂 The football team was losing badly. In desperation, the coach ran over to his worst player and said, “I want you to go out there and get mean and tough!” “Okay, Coach!” said the player. He jumped to his feet and asked, “Which one’s Mean and which one’s Tough?".

😂 Man: "Could I have a day off, sir, to help my wife with the spring cleaning?" Boss: ''No, I'm afraid not -'' Man: "Thank you, sir. I knew I could rely on you."

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