Joke of the Day!

I was arrested at the airport while I was greeting my cousin. All that I said was "Hi Jack!"

Dad Jokes

😉 I have a large seashell collection which I keep scattered all over the world.

😉 Poem: If I were to be pun-ish-ed. For every little pun I shed. I'd hide me to a punny shed. And there I'd hang my punnish head.

One Liners

😆 I just bought a cookbook called 101 Hot 'n' Spicy Meals by Tung Payne

😆 My wife made me into millionaire. I was a multi-millionaire before we met.

Short Jokes

😄 A father was reading Bible stories to his young son, and read, "A man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."- then his son turned to him and asked, "What happened to the flea?"

😂 My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him, and he can eat whenever he wants. His meals are provided at no cost to him, and he visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, and he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick ... I think my dog is politician.

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