Joke of the Day!

Harold comes home from work one day. "I'm home, honey!" he says to his wife Joan. "You can serve the salad." Joan tilts her head curiously. "How did you know we were having salad, dear?" Harold replies, "I didn't smell anything burning."

Dad Jokes

😉 I heard an interesting show about how to plant peas. It was a podcast.

😉 Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.

One Liners

😆 My husband and I have agreed to never go to bed angry with each other. So far, we’ve been up for three days.

😆 Yesterday I went for a walk with a beautiful girl. When she noticed me, we went for a run.

Short Jokes

😄 "Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years."Father: "Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part."

😂 A preacher stepped to the pulpit with an adhesive bandage on his chin. "I'm sorry about this," he said self-consciously. “I cut my chin this morning when I was thinking about my sermon." Someone from the congregation replied, “Next time why not think about your chin and cut the sermon?"

Meme

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