Joke of the Day!

It wasn't school that Johnny disliked...it was the principal of it.

Dad Jokes

😉 Just got a new job as a church bell ringer. It's my first day so they're just showing me the ropes.

😉 One night a deer, a skunk and a duck went out for dinner at a restaurant. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck, so they put it on the duck's bill.

One Liners

😆 Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

😆 I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

😆 I just heard they won’t be making rulers any longer.

Short Joke

😂 "Dad! You just make up rules!" "I do not. Like what?" "Like if I don't clean my room a portal will open and take me to another dimension." "Well, that is what happened to your older brother." - "I have an older brother?"

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