Joke of the Day!

Do you ever help your little brother Andrew? Andrew: Yes, Auntie, I helped him to spend the five dollars you gave him yesterday.

Dad Jokes

😉 Where do sharks go on summer vacation? Finland.

😉 Did you hear about the math teacher who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

One Liners

😆 My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

😆 You know you're getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party.

Short Joke

😂 My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game ."You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?" "Five," answered Felix. "Okay," my brother said, "let's go."

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22