Joke of the Day!

I was hooked on auctions after only going once...going twice.

Dad Jokes

😉 Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?"

😉 I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.

One Liners

😆 The restaurant bathrooms are really, really dangerous...So many of my first dates have gone to use them and vanished!

😆 I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

Short Joke

😂 Teacher: "What happened in 1809? Eddie: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: "Right. Now, what happened in 1812? Eddie: "He turned three years old."

😂 Teacher: "If I cut a steak in two, then cut the halves in two, what do I get?" Student: "Quarters." Teacher: "Very good. And what would I get if I cut it again?" Student: "Eighths." Teacher: "Great job! And if I cut it again?" Student: "Sixteenths." Teacher: "Wonderful! And again?" Student: "Hamburger"

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