Joke of the Day!

I couldn't keep my eyes off the woman at the construction site. She was riveting. 

Dad Jokes

😉 To save on electricity, I decided to wire the electric blanket and the toaster together. Now I keep popping out of bed.

😉 I had a date last night and really enjoyed it. Tonight I'll try a fig.

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One Liners

😆 Went to the ballet last night and all those women dancing were on their tip-toes - it made me wonder why they didn’t just find taller women.

😆 I want to lose weight, but I don’t want to get caught in one of those ‘eat right and exercise’ scams.

Short Joke

😂 Fun Fact: Australia’s biggest export is boomerangs. It’s also their biggest import.

😂 I was watching a show for about 10 minutes and this lady was listing all these great things to do for fun. Then I realized that it’s one of those religious channels, and she was reading a list of sins.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22