Joke of the Day!

Prosthetic leg for sale: This would make someone a great stocking stuffer.

Dad Jokes

😉 I like my candy canes in mint condition.

😉 Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.

One Liners

😆 An African at my job said I wouldn’t be worth 3 bananas in his village.

😆 If you work overtime at McDonalds, are you working a McDouble?

Short Joke

😂 I got stung by a wasp this morning so I went to the doctor, and asked him if he could have a look at it for me. “Ok, where is it?” He asked. I said, “I don’t know, it could be miles away by now!”

😂 A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she said, ‘Is my time up?” God said, “No you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.” Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she' might as make the most of it. After her last operation she was released from the hospital and while crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “God you said I had another 33 years to live?! Whey didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the Ambulance? God replied, “I didn’t recognize you.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22