Joke of the Day!

Sorry about my earlier joke about oil, it was a bit crude. I’ll make sure they’re more refined in the future.

Dad Jokes

😉 Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter. Which is a shame, because he had a great fall.

😉 My buddy is torn between two women. One makes incredible pancakes. The other writes beautiful poetry. Not sure if he should marry for batter or for verse.

😉 I think I’m losing it. There’s a constant ticking sound in my neighborhood. I’m pretty sure its the neighborhood watch.

😉 Waitress: Do you wanna box for your leftovers? Customer: Nah, I hate violence, you can have them.

One Liners

😆  For my age I have a lot going for me…my eyes are going, my knees are going, my back is going.

😄 I was in Florida and saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read, “I miss the Bronx”. So I broke the window, stole the radio, and left a note that read, “I hope this helps.”

Short Joke

😂  Nurse: What happened to your fingers? Me: You know those chefs on TV who can cut up vegetables really fast? Nurse: Yes. Me: I can’t do that.

Meme

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22