Joke of the Day!

Stop giving children Bible names without Bible lessons -- yesterday I was robbed by Moses.

Dad Jokes

What did one glass say to another glass?
Lets have a break.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?
Do you believe in people?

What did one chair say to another chair?
Here comes another bum.

What would Wonder Woman and Spider-Man name their business?
Amazon Web Services.

One Liners

😆 Sorry about the concussion Steve, but it wouldn't be called a "trust fall" if it worked every time.

😆 It's a shock to me that people actually pay their student loans. That's a bill I gave to Jesus

Short Joke

😂 The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off as an office clerk, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it's time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?" "Thanks," said the employee. "Thanks?" the boss replied. "Is that all you can say?" "I suppose not," the employee said. "Thanks, Dad."

😂 A girl asked an old bachelor friend whether he had been disappointed in love? "No, I never was exactly disappointed in love. I was what you might call discouraged. You see, when I was very young I became much enamored with a young lady of my acquaintance. I was mortally afraid to tell her of my feelings, but at last I got the courage to the proposing point. I said 'Let's get married!'" "And what did she say? "She said, 'Good Lord, Who'd have us.'

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