Joke of the Day!

I went to that new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu, you just get what you deserve.

Dad Jokes

😉 By shear coincidence, all sheep look the same.

😉 What are windmills’ favorite genre of music? They’re big metal fans.

😉 I saw two huge black birds in my garden this morning and they were stuck together. Turns out they were velcrows.

One Liners

😆 This book on marriage I’m reading says to treat your wife like you treated her on the the first date, so after dinner tonight I’m dropping her off at her parents house.

😆 My wife just said, “You weren’t even listening!” - I thought that was a weird way to start a conversation.

Short Jokes

🤣 Stranger: Hey, is that guy bothering you? Me: Yeah, but he’s my husband so I signed up for this.

🤣 Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit! So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still. Let’s be positive.

 🤣 If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple ‘thank you’ is all I need. Not all this, ‘how did you get in my house?’ business.

Meme

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22