Joke of the Day!

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already."

Dad Jokes

😉 The inventor of Morse code has sadly passed away. Dashes to dashes dots to dots.

😉 As a magician, I enjoy turning objects into a glass. Just wanted to make that clear.

One Liners

😆 I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

😆 I've opened three birthday cards and I'm already $150 up. I love being a postman!

Short Jokes

🤣 Father: "You have four Ds and a C on your report card!" Son: "I know. I think I concentrated too much on the one subject."

 🤣 Shortly after Christmas vacation, Jasmine came home with a bad report card. Her mother asked her, “What was the trouble?” Jasmine answered, “Oh, there was no trouble. You know how things are always marked down after the holidays.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22