Joke of the Day!

I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the artic. Doctor says I might have "Buy Polar" disorder.

Dad Jokes

😉 I can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.

😉 Every time you pull the trigger a bullet loses its job…because it gets FIRED.

😉 Velcro. What a rip off!

One Liners

😆 My husband was walking in his sleep so I put a vacuum cleaner in his hand.

😆 My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30am last night! Can you believe that?! Fortunately, I was still up practicing my bagpipes.

Short Joke

🤣 A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between pages. "Momma, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered: "It's Adam's suit!"

Meme

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