Joke of the Day!

Santa is nearby...I can feel his presents.

Dad Jokes

😉 What do you do when you see a SPACEMAN? You park your car in it!

😉 Dad: “Son, I named you After My Father.” After My Father: “I know, Dad, I know.”

One Liners

😆 A young deer in the woods learned to use all four hooves equally well...he was known to be bambidextrous.

😆 Everyone's heard of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer as the ninth reindeer, but many people don't know that there is a tenth one whose name was Olive. "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."

Short Jokes

🤣 A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time and, as he passed her pretzel stand, he would leave her a quarter, but would never take a pretzel. This went on for more than five years. The two of them never spoke. One day as the man passed the old ladies pretzel stand and left his quarter as usual, the pretzel woman spoke to him, "Sir, I appreciate your business. You are a good customer, but I have to tell you that the pretzel price has increased to 35 cents."

🤣 Student: I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me. Professor: I agree, but
unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award.

 🤣 When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked his age. The little boy held up four fingers. "Oh, you're four," said the teacher. "And when will you be 5?" The child stared at her and after a few seconds replied, "When I hold up the other finger.

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A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22