😂 Daily HaHa's December 25, 2024

December 25, 2024

Dad Jokes

  • How do you wash your hands over the holiday? With Santatizer.

  • Why don’t you ever see Santa in a hospital? Because he has private elf care.

  • Why is Santa afraid of getting stuck in a chimney? He has Claus-trophobia.

  • Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho ho ho.

  • What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack.

  • What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.

  • What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

  • How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.

  • Why will Santa go down your chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.

  • If Santa and Mrs. Claus had a baby, what would he be? A subordinate Claus.

  • What does Santa spend his hard-earned salary on? Jingle bills.

  • What brand of motorcycle does Santa ride? Holly Davidson.

  • What goes “Oh Oh Oh”? Santa walking backwards.

One Liner

😆 I recently became a Buddhist, but I still celebrate Christmas. So when December comes around I sit under the Christmas tree, wrap myself in wrapping paper and live in the present.

Short Jokes

😂 “Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?” Boss: It’s May. “Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”

😂 This past Christmas, I told my wife for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it - beginning and end of list, Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine, because I got her an Xbox."

😂  A young couple are out for a stroll in communist Russia. Something begins to fall from the sky and the man exclaims “look dear, it’s raining!” “No, no” says the woman “it’s snowing!” The two of them start to argue about whether it’s raining or snowing until the man sees their friend and says “let’s ask Comrade Rudolf what he thinks!” So they ask and he confirms that it’s raining. As they’re walking away the man says - “I told you, Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear”

Meme

A merry heart does good, like medicine. Proverbs 17:22