Joke of the Day!

I said to the stewardess: “What height are we going to be flying at?". She replied: "33,000 ft or maybe 36,000 ft ...what does it matter to you?!" She definitely had an altitude problem.

Dad Jokes

😉 The blacksmith wasn't making much money but he forged ahead anyway.

😉 Going into a cave on a tour and cave guide says: “No need to buy insurance. If there’s a cave-in, everyone will be covered.”

One Liners

😆 I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time!

😆 It is truly said that children brighten a home...they never turn off the lights.

Short Jokes

🤣  A mother was struggling to get the ketchup out of the bottle when the phone rang. She asked her four year old daughter to answer it. She heard her daughter say, "Mommy can't come to the phone. She's hitting the bottle."

🤣 When ordering food at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how they prepared their chicken. “Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”

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